Dear Winifred; Mar. 13

Advice (NOT good!) column

Dear Winifred, maybe you can help me; I recently had surgery, and my kids won't help out around the house. I have to drag myself out of bed and do housework. I don't think I should complain to them; but I'm tired of feeling sore. Do you think I'm being selfish? Signed Mamma's Feeling Under the Weather

Dear Mamma's Feeling Under the Weather, what's wrong with your little fricking Selfi-Chunks? Hey, kids, Winifred's got some advice for you; pull your heads out of whatever greed-filled Meville you're living in, get off your dead a*s's and, oh, I don't know, HELP OUT. Your Mom's too nice to say anything, but nice isn't one of the words used about me, ever, so I have no problem saying you two are acting like a couple throbbing tools! Winifred

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Marie

One thing you can say about Winifred--she's never too nice. Sometimes that's a good thing.

Posted 11 Years Ago

11 Years Ago

Yeah, the words 'nice' and 'Winifred' don't mix very well, like 'cake' and 'sardines'!

Vidya Bacchus

Well what do you know.I totally agree with her.Am I ill eeek!!!

Posted 11 Years Ago

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11 Years Ago

Of course the party is still going to be going strong lol

11 Years Ago

And, I'll bring the funnel (you know, for drinking faster? NOT one of mankind's more brilliant idea.. read more

11 Years Ago

Yes because why would we not want to drink faster lol

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Added on March 13, 2014
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I write for fun; I write comedy pieces and some dramatic stuff. I have no formal writing education, and I have a fear of being told I suck, and maybe I should give up on writing, and get a job makin.. more..