Dear Winifred; Mar. 15

Dear Winifred; Mar. 15

A Story by Michael Stevens
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Advice (NOT good!) column

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     Dear Winifred, my Mother-in-Law has moved in here and has taken over the house.  She is critical of almost every decision I make, and my husband acts like the family dog who's peed on the carpet and knows he'll be in trouble; 'yes mama; no I won't do that mama.'  He acts more like a 7year old, than a 43 year old.  I love my Mother-in-Law, but I can't take much more of this; what would you suggest?  Signed Pushed to the Limit

 

     Dear Pushed to the Limit, if you've read any of my columns before, I think you know what my answer will be.  Grab the old sea hag by the short hairs and chuck her a*s-less backside out onto the lawn.  Let her know who's boss.  And tell your ball-less husband to sprout a pair, or join Mommy on the curb.  Mamma-in-Law has already f****d up her own house, and now she wants yours?  No fricking way!  Winifred

 

© 2014 Michael Stevens


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I take it Winifred isn't a mother-in-law herself...nor likely to be...

Posted 11 Years Ago


Michael Stevens

11 Years Ago

No, thank goodness!

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I write for fun; I write comedy pieces and some dramatic stuff. I have no formal writing education, and I have a fear of being told I suck, and maybe I should give up on writing, and get a job makin.. more..