Dear Winifred; Mar. 16A Story by Michael Stevens Advice (NOT good!) column
Dear Winifred, this may sound like a strange problem, but I enjoy walking on the beach naked. The problem is it's a public beach, and people have complained. I love to feel the sea breeze on my naked skin. I've been told by the police that I'll be arrested if it happens again, but I don't feel I can resist. Nature Lover
Dear Nature Lover, it's one thing to want
to feel the sea breeze on your skin, but quite another for startled beach
combers to see your spud waving in the wind like some sort of flesh
windsock. Put your pants on, perv! You know, they have special buildings for
people with your deviant desires; they're called Freedom for Peter spas, or
prison. I wouldn't recommend freeing Willy
in there, if you know what I mean; Winifred © 2014 Michael StevensReviews
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