Dear Winifred; Mar. 18A Story by Michael Stevens Advice (NOT good!) column Dear Winifred, my problem is
this; my neighbor insists on mowing his lawn almost as soon as it get
light. I work nights, and am just going
to bed at that hour. He jolts me awake
out of a deep sleep, and I can't fall back asleep. Do you think I should mention this to
him? Signed Sleepless in Senora.
Dear
Sleepless in Senora, I have the same problem when I stay out at the tavern very
late, and come home to pass out on my living room floor. My dip-s**t husband just steps over me, but
the neighbors sound like they have an airport runway in their front yard, they
make so much damn noise. S**t yeah I
think you should mention his rude behavior to him. If he persists, do you have a dog? If not, get one. Wait until he's gone later in the morning, and
let Fido take several dumps in his yard.
Hopefully, he fails to notice all the brown Christmas presents in his
yard, and at the crack of dawn when he's mowing; s**t-storm! This is what I
did, and this rude behavior stopped real quick.
Plus, if you get an intimidating breed, they'll quickly dissuade
unwanted salesmen from coming to your door to sell you absolute crap! Winifred
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