Dear Winifred; Mar. 20

Advice (NOT good!) column

 

     Dear Winifred, my in-laws...Signed Wondering?

 

     Dear Wondering?, I'm sorry to cut you off (not really!) but I didn't want to put our readers to sleep; good God, how did you ever get graduate?  Talk about snore-fest!  Anyway, if I can stay awake after reading your rambling, bullshit letter; you know, you may want to keep a dictionary handy, so you can look up how to spell hard to spell words, such as cat!  I wasn't aware there were alternate spellings; I didn't know there was a Q in there. The Qat in the Hayat?  Beautiful; and who says alcohol isn't really a problem in elementary school? Anyway, in-laws are supposed  to be annoying; it's a rule; Winifred

Reviews

[Vidya Bacchus]

She is right it is the rule.In laws I mean lol

[Michael Stevens]

I don't know what I'm doing; obviously, as I just found a whole shitload (a shitload is quite a few!) of comments I've never seen; I'm NOT being stuck-up; thank you Vidya!

[Vidya Bacchus]

I never realized that you mister have not been commenting on my commenting.I am offended sir.

[Marie]

I don't know how Winifred got all that spelling business in there.

I've had three mothers-in-law,and they were very nice. Interestingly enough, I never had a father-in-law...

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, I don't relate to this either, as my ex-mother-in-law was very nice. I guess I was just using the stereotype!