Dear Winifred; Mar. 21

Advice (NOT good!) column

     Dear Winifred, my husband is big into guns, and I'm not.  I understand, I guess, about why some would be drawn into their sphere, but all this paranoia about "The government's coming for our guns; I'd better buy 16 more, including a 1000 round automatic weapon, before it's too late!" seems ludicrous to me, not to mention paranoid.  It's causing a rift between us that will be hard to close.  How would you suggest I handle the situation?  Signed Double Pump Mama, Not!

 

 

     Dear Double Pump Mamma, Not!, boy, you're going to be among the first to be mowed down when it happens, and mark my words, it will happen.  All you liberal losers will be throwing rocks at the black helicopters, and a lot of fricking good those will do!  I suggest you go stockpile weapons, before it's too late; so as to not offend those puss-like readers who don't believe this s**t, of course, I could be wrong; but I'm never wrong!  Winifred

Reviews

[Marie]

I think weapons should be stockpiled just to guard against Winifred.
I mean, suppose she came to your house...?

[Michael Stevens]

Good point!

[Marie]

I think weapons should be stockpiled as a defense against Winifred.
Supppose she came to your house...?

[Vidya Bacchus]

Of course everyone knows she is never (always) wrong lol