Dear Winifed Apologizes!

Sort of!

 

    I'm posting this unbeknownst to Winifred Downy, aka Dear Winifred.  She told me in strictest confidence.  Upon threat of great bodily harm (you may think I'm acting puss-like, but the woman scares the s**t out of me, I'll admit!) I promised not to breathe a word of this, but she's secretly sorry to offend anyone.  After all, she has a reputation as a real straight-shooting bad-a*s to uphold, and if people knew she felt bad, they'd be awfully disappointed.  As it is, I'm risking my job as her gardener and tax accountant by doing this, so please, please, I'm begging you, say nothing! 

 

     "What's that, Winifred?  Sure, I'll be right there."   I've got to go; Winifred just called me into her office to clean up some spilled beer.  Apparently, she's watching 'American Gladiators', and got a little carried away.  Remember, you can't tell a soul!    

 

Reviews

[Marie]

I couldn't believe the title of this.Of course I won't tell anyone.

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you much!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Of course I will not tell a soul .Go and clean up that beer Mikey and maybe you should let Darvis speak for you more lol

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, that Darvis has it going on!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Ha very funny Mikey :)

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you; I'll be here all day, and don't forget to catch my 4-person tribute to 'The Love Boat' next week at Jimmy Reno's Humor Emporium!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Haha you been smoking your "medicinal marijuana" again Mikey?

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, but you have to admit, I'm MEELLLLOOOWWW!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Very true ,U get any more mellow you would be a mash mellow haha get it mashmellow lol