Dear Winifred; Mar. 24

Dear Winifred; Mar. 24

A Story by Michael Stevens
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Advice (NOT good!) column

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     Dear Winifred, I'm writing you today to get your advice on a peculiar problem, see...

 

     Dear Windsock; no, I thought you were writing in for my recipe for Grandma Phyllis's No-Bake Party Loaf.   Once again, I'm forced to cut off the pathetic words of a slope-headed letter-writing dick.  All I see is a bullshit letter that has something to do with walking around sporting a wang.  Well, good for you; that's certainly something to be proud of.  It's also something I'd rather not see, or even think about seeing; well, if you look like Mel Gibson in The Road Warrior, sure, but you?  That I think highly unlikely!  Winifred  

© 2014 Michael Stevens


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Winifred should see "The Piano." I found it slightly terrifying. And I like Harvey Keitel.

Posted 11 Years Ago


Michael Stevens

11 Years Ago

I saw it years ago, and all I remember about it was 'weird!'
Haha.I give up........... :)

Posted 11 Years Ago


Michael Stevens

11 Years Ago

'You can't win, Rock!" from Rocky I, II,III, Iv, or MXII
Vidya Bacchus

11 Years Ago

You know you might be right lol

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I write for fun; I write comedy pieces and some dramatic stuff. I have no formal writing education, and I have a fear of being told I suck, and maybe I should give up on writing, and get a job makin.. more..