Dear Winifred; Mar. 25

Advice (NOT good!) column

     Dear Winifred, I require your counsel on a problem which has long vexed me.  I have a perplexing puzzle for you; if E=Mc2, how long would it take the average man with a beer belly to consume an order of fried cheese sticks?  Eh, ha, ha!; PS; you're not going to print this anyway, so why should I give a s**t?  Metaphizalize

 

    Deal Metaphizalize, I have a question for you; which came first, the dick or the head?  You're so clever; the sound of my laughter makes it possible to hear a pin drop.  I think you must have been writing a letter to Steven Hawking and changed your mind and sent this bullshit attempt at humor to me instead.  Well, I printed your letter; are you happy now?  The world can now see that living with a brain the size of a bee-bee IS possible!  Winifred

 

 

 

Reviews

[Vidya Bacchus]

Metaphizalize is such a dick rocket lol

[Michael Stevens]

"Dick Rocket to the stars!"

[Vidya Bacchus]

Really did you mean he is the dickrocket to the movie stars or is he a dickrocket headed for the stars? I'm so confused :( lol

[Marie]

I knew it was possible. I watch TV.

[Michael Stevens]

Thanks much Marie!