Dear Winifred; Mar. 26

Advice (NOT good!) colimn

     Dear Winifred, I must take exception to your advice for Slinging Sammy on March 22; you advised him to get real, and generally made fun of his dream to be a great athlete.  I realize the odds are long, but I think you at least made the reply a little less rough for the guy; at least he has a dream.  Compassion Fred

 

 

     Dear Compassion Fred, you take all the exception you'd like; I must take exception to having to read bullshit-letters from obvious bleeding-heart saps like you.  It became abundantly clear, at least to me, that Slinging Sammy was no-talent loser, who needed to be told he was a loser before he made a throbbing tool out of himself.  If you'd rather see sugar-coated regurgitation, then you may be better off reading the Dear Spew-King column!  Winifred    

Reviews

[Vidya Bacchus]

Isn't she a bundle of roses lol. I always say you ask her don't be surprised if she answers :)

[Michael Stevens]

It sure is a good thing all these people live in my head, because if I didn't make them write, there's no way anyone would on their own!

[Marie]

Winifred has no dream does she? Apparently she simply wants to make the sorld a bitter place.

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, she wants to spread her message of miserableness to the world; after all, she's miserable, why shouldn't everybody else?

[Delmar Cooper]

I think Winifred should stop beating around the bush and say what she really menas.

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, I've tried talking to her about that, but she told me to 'mind my own fricking business!'