Dear Winifred; Mar. 28

Advice (NOT good!) column

 

             

  Dear reader; I've decided NOT to post these every day; I'll post them whenever I                  damn well please, okay?  Sure, I could give you a reason, but that would be                          acknowledging that I actually give a s**t WHAT you think!  Winifred

 

     Dear Winifred, I'm a 60 year old grandmother, and I was completely shocked by the rudeness displayed by a 20-something driver yesterday.  I was driving on a 2-lane road, and traffic was heavy coming the other way.  It was pitch dark and pouring rain, and I was being very cautious.  This car with music blaring so loud, I could hear it in my car, and super-bright headlights that must have been left on bright, came up until he was really close.  I guess I wasn't going fast enough for him, because he started honking and flashing his lights like I had failed to see him.  I managed to pull over to the shoulder, and he zoomed past, his horn blaring, and as he passed he flipped me off; I could see his leering face in the light of a street light.  I, needless to say, was extremely flustered.  What ever happened to civility behind the wheel?  Signed Defensive Driver

 

 

     Dear Defensive Driver, too bad you didn't give that dick driving a car both barrels of your middle finger.  I mean, turning the other cheek is all fine and dandy, unless he's smacking you figuratively on your a*s, then you should keep the same cheek pointing toward his butt-ugly face and wiggle it around like a helicopter blade.  Show him exactly what you think of today's youth.  Increasingly, we live in a world more and more dominated by young people who just don't give a s**t about anybody but themselves.  It's up to us to show these uncaring b******s exactly what we think of THAT idea!  Winifred   

Reviews

[Vidya Bacchus]

Oh my.You know Mikey Winifred is liable to start a riot with her umm.....scary a*s advice :)

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, I think you may be right!

[Vidya Bacchus]

I have never been told that before.I need to savour the moment lol

[Michael Stevens]

Oh, come on; I am NOT an ego-monster!

[Vidya Bacchus]

What !!!. I did not call you an ego monster (at least not out loud )

[Michael Stevens]

Oh, that ego thing made less than no sense, me thinks! Ya tries to think of a witty comeback, and you come up with something like that!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Ha seems to accurately follow the course of all our conversations eh :)

[Michael Stevens]

Right you are; I don't know why I was so worried!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Right .U getting senile in your old age ?

[Michael Stevens]

Old age? Oh, right, I'm old!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Ha no worries Mikey age is but a number .You are cool .What are you like 90 now?lol.You know 90 is the new 25 haha

[Michael Stevens]

Well then, I'm the new 51!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Haha well look at you stick figure you have aged so well lol

[Michael Stevens]

Sure, I could used a few pounds, but...!

[Vidya Bacchus]

A few pounds indeed lol

[Michael Stevens]

Okay, okay!

[Marie]

Well, winifred obviousy doesn't care about anybody, and she sure shows what she thinks. I have been guilty of road rage myself and have often flipped people off. But I wouldn't dare do ti to Winifred.

[Michael Stevens]

We've all done it, but now days, it's probably not a good idea, as there seem to be too many Winifred's on the road!