Dear Winifred; Mar. 31

Advice (NOT good!) column

 

     Dear Winifred, I have a problem...

 

     Dear Winodog, you'll get no argument from me.  I once again had to cut off the rest of your bullshit letter; the readers are f****d up enough, without subjecting them to this sap-crap!  Winifred 

 

     Dear Winifred, you cut off my last letter to you.  Why?  My question seemed like a perfectly reasonable one!

 

     Dear Winodog, oh, very well, if you must know, your letter makes The Watching Paint Dry Olympics seem exciting by comparison.  I don't want to be responsible for head injuries suffered by readers falling asleep and their heads plummeting forward and recoiling off their computer desk!  Winifred

 

     Dear Winifred, fu....

 

     Dear Winodog, temper will get you nowhere but deleted my friend, but thanks for playing The Quickest Comment to be S**t-Canned game!  Winifred

 

 

Reviews

[Marie]

Apparently Winifred is very perceptive. She knows what letters shouldn't be printed afer she reads the first words.

Come to think of it, I believe editors are like that...

[Michael Stevens]

Ha! No, she read the whole thing, and decided not to bore her readers with printing any more of it!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Haha why will Winifred not behave.Mikey you should put a leash on her lol.That would be something to see :)

[Michael Stevens]

YOU tell her to behave, I'M not going to!

[Vidya Bacchus]

What!!!! .You dreamed her up you deal with her.I aint that brave or stupid lol

[Frieda P]

Ha 'watching paint dry Olympics', priceless! Wini is never going to put up with such drivel, thanks for the smiles Wini old gal.

[Michael Stevens]

They'll be airing this summer on The Uvula Network; "ask your cable provider to please, please don't air this s**t!"

[Frieda P]

Ha stop pulling my leg....

[Michael Stevens]

What, you don't believe me?