Blood Shot; The Heavy Rock Show

Fake band lyrics!

Verse:

 

You can feel the vibration coming through the floor

You can hear all the gentlemen and fine ladies screaming for more!

Haze from an illegal type of cigarette hangs in the air,

Although they're not illegal in certain states, just to be fair!

 

Pre-Chorus:

 

Hell yeah, punch out the sky

Let the music take you on a high-speed ride

 

Verse:

 

The rumble starts as you approach the venue

Good music and good times are both on the menu

Stay away if you're into Kenny G

Sledgehammer to your nuts is they way it'll be!

 

Repeat Pre-Chorus:

 

Chorus:

 

Get your ticket for The Heavy Rock Show

So heavy you'll stagger under the weight, don't you know?

The Heavy Rock Show is the heaviest show in town

It'll plow right over your a*s, it won't bother going around

 

Verse:

 

It'll light the fuse in your pants and you head for the stars,

But not before buying a tee shirt and visiting the snack bar

We'll suck the money right out of your pants

If you were hoping for other suckage; not a chance!

 

Repeat Pre-Chorus:

 

Repeat Chorus:

 

END

 

Reviews

[Vidya Bacchus]

"We'll suck the money right out of your pants

If you were hoping for other suckage; not a chance!" Dude best fake lyrics from a fake band ever .These lines as you well know were my favourite lol.Any chance I could get some fake backstage passes ?I so want some fake autographs :)

[Michael Stevens]

Fake-groupie huh? Cool!

[Vidya Bacchus]

I am your biggest fake groupie ever Mikey .Pretty please can I meet the fake band huh can I ? :)

[Michael Stevens]

Well, they're kinda fake-busy, but I'll fake-ask them!

[Vidya Bacchus]

You are the very best faker everything ever stick lol

[Michael Stevens]

"Look officer, I'm telling you, that dude with the sheep isn't me!"

[Vidya Bacchus]

What!!!!!!!.Where did the officer and sheep come from you looney tick?

[Michael Stevens]

Just what that would have to do with being a faker, I have NO idea; it just struck me as rather humorous!

[Vidya Bacchus]

You know you have to take those pills that they give you Mikey ,they are not just for show lol

[Michael Stevens]

Oh, yeah, the the detective told me roughly the same thing!

[Michael Stevens]

Please subtract one 'the'; I'll probably need it later, so you can't keep THE damn thing!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Why is the detective telling you about sheep and pills you little pervert ?

[Michael Stevens]

No, I was already perverted before my arrest!

[Vidya Bacchus]

If you think for one everloving moment that I am going to bail you out of jail after what you tried to do to that poor sheep you got another think coming mister.

[Michael Stevens]

I thought I was in love; I was confused!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahahaha you are always confused so that does not work as a defence :)

[Michael Stevens]

Sorry, I was confused about using the old 'I was confused' excuse!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Ha you poor thing you live in a constant state of confusion lol

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, poor confused me!

[Marie]

Another great song, though I'm not into heavy rock (or Kenny G., for that matter). I especially like the last verse.

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you much, Marie!