Dear Winifred; April 18

Advice (NOT good!) column

 

      Dear Winifred, I'm so happy; everything's is coming

up roses; I wrote you a while back and you gave me

some great advice; you said to hang in there, and soon

the sun would shine on my heart once more.  So a bi

thanks you for your wise words.  If I could, I'd give you a great big hug!  Songbird

 

 

            Dear Songbird, I think you must be confusing me with

       someone else, because that sounds like advice I would            never give; please check to see if it was; and while you're        at it, try toning down the happy s**t; no one's that                  happy, puke; ixnay on the hug-say!  Winifred

Reviews

[Marie]

Certainly does not sound like WInifred. She wouldn't have gotten through the first two lines of hs previous letter without calling him a loser (in her own words, of course.)

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, no, I think he got his advice column people messed up, REALLY messed up!

[A. H. Pinley]

Not to say ever so bluntly.

[Michael Stevens]

Hey A.H., good to hear from you, and that's Winifred for you, blunt!