Powerkeg; Rock and Roll Recoil

A fake metal band song!!

Verse:

 

Let's get this wild and crazy party started

Light the fuse in your pants, this single has charted

You can't dance to this s**t, just raise your hands

Prepare to make an unplanned visit to foreign lands!

 

Pre-Chorus:

 

This is so powerful, this is so fine

It's concussive power of the heavy metal kind

 

Verse:

 

You won't know what hit you as you take to the sky

The only thing you're gonna know is it's time to say goodnight

This isn't exactly what you meant by 'blow'

Now it's a job just to try to slow

 

Pre-Chorus:

 

This meteoric rocket to the stars

If you don't know the tune, here, we'll hum a few bars!

 

Chorus:

 

Tremendous power in it's Rock and Roll Recoil

It'll torch your face and make your blood boil

Yeah, Rock and Roll Recoil not only explodes your face;

It'll leave several limbs all over the place!

 

Verse:

 

Scream it with us, this ode to all things bad

You've been warned, this here aint no fad

Goes something like this, "Oh fricking no!

We like it loud, don't you know?"

 

Repeat 1st Pre-Chorus:

 

Repeat Chorus:

 

END

 

 

Reviews

[Rose Black]

Y could almost hear the guittar solo for this song, something like Synister Gates did in Afterlife. Totaly awsome.

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you very much!

[Langley Serra]

I hear something too...something like Planetary (Go!)...awesome.

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you much!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Tra la la la la la la la.See I know all the lines .Still your biggest fake fan ever lol

[Michael Stevens]

Thanks Vidya, but it goes 'tra la looo la"!

[Vidya Bacchus]

When does anything ever go 'tra la looo la"?

[Michael Stevens]

Hell, I don't know; it was a poor attempt to be HILARIOUS; fail!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahaha now that was hilarious!!!!!

[Michael Stevens]

Oh sure, EVERYBODY laugh at the moronic stick man!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hey nobody laugh at the moronic stick guy or I will be pissed.

[Michael Stevens]

Thanks Vidya; word of warning to everyone; don't piss her off!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Haha oh they know :)

[Michael Stevens]

I consider myself a master of the obvious!

[Vidya Bacchus]

I can see you have mastered your craft for sure lol

[Michael Stevens]

Ha, ha, h--hey, wait a minute!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Haha you are such an idiot Mikey,Pray tell what were you laughing at hmm?

[Michael Stevens]

So, I'm an idiot, huh? Well, I supposed there's some truth to it; okay, total truth!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Lol.So we are agreed then?

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, but please don't tell anyone; I have the reputation of being BRILLIANT to protect!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Of course .My lips are sealed.No one besides everyone will know lol

[Michael Stevens]

Thank goodness, I was worried you'd tell eveyon---hey!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Say what now??????

[Michael Stevens]

Oh, I'm sorry, let me type it louder for you; THANK GOODNESS I WAS WORRIED YOU'D TELL EVERYON--HEY!

[Vidya Bacchus]

You don't have to type so loud.What do you think that I am deaf huh sheesh!!!

[Michael Stevens]

Oh, sorry; I'm always scream-typing!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Lol........I so believe that :)

[Michael Stevens]

YEAH BABY!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Uhh huhh you writing a new song Stick ?

[Michael Stevens]

Why not? It already sounds about as intelligent lyric-wise as some of the heavy metal bands out there! 'Yeah Baby!' has a ring to it, doesn't it? Junior high kids will eat it up and buy lots of merchandise!

[Marie]

Another great song, Michael. I hope to hear it on the radiio someday.

[Michael Stevens]

Thanks Marie, but I wouldn't hold your breath!

[Marie]

You mean I can let it out now?

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah; breathe Marie, breathe!