Dear Winifred, May 12

Advice (NOT good!) column

     Dear Winifred, please weigh in, what with your years of experience; my brother---"

 

 

     Dear City Dweller, just how old do you think I am?  Why not just call me Invention of Fire Woman!  You write my column, begging for help, and then you start off you whiny bullshit letter calling me basically a shriveled up fossil.  Tell me something, what makes you think I would ever help an idiot-dick like you?  Why don't you----(redacted before publishing) Winifred

Reviews

[Marie]

Only Winifred could twist arouond what was essentially meant to be a compliment...

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, I would agree!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahaha oh I did see that coming from the very first line lol

[Michael Stevens]

Are you calling me an unoriginal dick-rocket? No, thanks; no, really!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Haha if the dickrocket fits lol.That is so funny :)

[Michael Stevens]

Just call me 'The Dick-Rocket to the Stars!", you know, because of all my celebrity readers; okay, just call me 'The Dick-Rocket That NO Celebrity's Even Know Exists!'

[Vidya Bacchus]

LOL.That is such a long name.Can I just call you Sparky?

[Michael Stevens]

That would be fine; that was the nick name given to me by a kid in our neighborhood, who called me 'Sparky Anderson', after a baseball manager, when I tried to explain a baseball rule to him!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahaha you see I know everything.So sparky stick it is then ?

[Michael Stevens]

My nick name was also "Brain, Most Excellent!" That's the one I'd prefer; okay, I was the only one to call myself that, but hey!

[Vidya Bacchus]

That is not a nick name if you are the only person that calls you that lol.And noooooboooody is going to call you that Sparky stick lol

[Michael Stevens]

Well, I had to try; don't you mean nobody would believe my nick name was 'Brain, Most Excellent'?

[Vidya Bacchus]

Lol you sneaky sparky stick.You know what I meant.Hmmm you may have a brain after all lol

[Michael Stevens]

Say it; 'Brain Most Excellent!' Not bad for a STICK, not 'Sick'!

[Vidya Bacchus]

"Brain Most Eccellent.......lol I cannot do it and you mister can't make me lol

[Vidya Bacchus]

Lol I am spelling like you now .Excellent lol

[Michael Stevens]

Sure, EVERYBODY blame the stick!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Okay I am the only one allowed to blame the stick!!!!

[Michael Stevens]

Okay, everyone BUT you; YOU can blame the stick!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Nobody but me.I can blame the stick.

[Michael Stevens]

Sticks and stones from Vidya NEVER break my bones!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahahahah that is funny.You have amused me .There will be no stoning of the sticks lol

[Michael Stevens]

Stick is grateful!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Lol..........wise stick :)

[Michael Stevens]

Stick not stupid; (well!)

[Vidya Bacchus]

Why stick speak like Tarzan lol

[Michael Stevens]

Stick don't have no clue!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Lol......vidya have no clue either lol

[Michael Stevens]

Ha, we both have stumpage!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Dude I will have you know I have no stumpage lol

[Michael Stevens]

Oh well, mine's improving, thanks to the 'No-More-Stumpage medication I'm taking!