"Nothing" is the Title of This!

Just bored!

 

Sat down to write the story to end all stories,

 

And if anyone reads this, it may be just that!

 

I've got nothing, so that's what I'll write about

 

"One day, Nothing was nowhere; it was living up

 

To his namesake, his Great Uncle Nothing Shaking,

 

Who was bored long before Nothing was born

 

Never was the amount of times Nothing had thought

 

Of the irony of being named after Old Uncle Nothing

 

It seemed that being bored ran in the family

 

Nothing had to put up with practically being ignored

 

By his mother, Indifference May, who, unlike her name,

 

Always did ignore him; and always threatened him with,

 

"Just you wait till your father gets home!"  His father, Wallop,

 

Was an old-school parent, who not only didn't believe

 

In sparing the rod, he more often than not brought

 

It down on Nothing's a*s; repeatedly.  Ah--ah---"

 

That's it!  That's everything about Nothing, at

 

Least for write now!     

 

Reviews

[Marie]

You've also written nothing about everything, haven't you?

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah I just wanted to write SOMETHING about Nothing!