"S**t Yeah!"

The true meaning of the 4th!

 

Today is the fourth, "yee-ha!"

 

A day and night for adults to act

 

Like ten year olds again

 

Have a few beers, yeah, more like twenty,

 

And light off sticks of dynamite,

 

What could possibly go wrong?

 

Set your house ablaze while painting the town

 

Blow your arms off, oh what fun!

 

The rocket's red glare is the roof

 

Of your neighbor's house going up in flames

 

And your dog took off for he knows not where,

 

Nor does he care; just away from

 

Your drunk a*s.  "S**t yeah!"

Reviews

[Woody]

catchy title! funny little poem. original angle to look at this memorable date.
your writings never fail to make me laugh.

[Michael Stevens]

Thanks; I thought it summed up the holiday quite well!

[Vidya Bacchus]

I'm guessing no one blew you up Mikey good to know :)

[Michael Stevens]

Thanks Vidya, and I'm kind of glad too that I wasn't blown up!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Lol....I am sure you are :)

[Marie]

Happy 4thof July, Mike; I hope no one bows your house up or any of your limbs off.

[Michael Stevens]

Happy fourth to you, also, and I fervently share your wish!

[A. H. Pinley]

Well it sounds like you've missed the whole point of today. Happy Independence Day Mike!

[Michael Stevens]

No, I think it's the in-breeders that blow s**t up who missed the point; the only point for me is to come out of it with the same number of limbs as I had before; Happy I-Day to you too!

[Frieda P]

You've captured the true meaning of this holiday..ha not. Funny stuff though. ;) Cheers.

[Michael Stevens]

Can you tell I'm not a big fan of today?