Dear Winifred, August 21

More helpful (?) advice!

 

     Dear Winifred, I don't know where else I can turn; I'm having some very dark thoughts about doing something truly awful; I'm thinking of breaking out into song during church; help me to understand these strange urges.  Do you think I'm messed up?  I try to constrain myself, but I don't know how much longer I can hold on; signed Naughty Thinker

 

 

     Dear Naughty Thinker, I don't know whether to answer this or roll it up and use it for crap paper; are you serious, singing in church?  Write back when you have a real problem, like anything about your life, there, The Singing Jack-Off King!  Winifred

 

  

     Winifred, I was just kidding, because I think you are a complete joke; whoever thought you are an expert on anything needs more counseling than is possible!  Signed Winifred is a Complete Joke!

 

 

     Dear Winifred is a Complete Joke!; I understand you're on the Eat S**t Diet; I'd recommend you stay on it, it's working!  Winifred

 

 

Reviews

[Marie]

They could trade these snippets back and forth all day; it wouldn't do either of them any good.

I like the idea of womeone bursting out in song at church...

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, and you're right about someone breaking into song at church!