Pretend Insight

It very well could be!

Found the perfect vehicle for my wisdom-filled comments;

 

No, not a 75 Pinto; although if you ask me, that was a

 

Classic!  No, this, what you're reading right now,

 

Online communicating; where I can claim anything I like,

 

And unless someone would spend hours checking

 

The "facts" I spew forth, people will believe me

 

For example, my family tree stretches all the way

 

Back to William Shakespeare; actually, as far as I know;

 

I'm more likely to be trained gynecologist than be

 

Related to Shakespeare; and I'm technically not trained,

 

But you'd believe it (wouldn't you?) as if it were

 

True; or how about the 'fact' that I invented baseball;

 

Well, the DH was my idea; never mind I was only ten

 

At the time; the 'facts' are irrelevant, I can just claim

 

Something, and it basically becomes the truth; also,

 

I'm often confused with Brad Pitt; okay, I can see

 

Your bulls**t meter is redlining on that whopper,

 

Maybe I was wrong about this, it's George Clooney!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Reviews

[Frieda P]

Ha you wish George Clooney....you crack me up Michael. Better write for advice on your delusions!

[Michael Stevens]

I think you're right; hey, I know an advice columnist personally who might be able to help; "Dear Winifred; I'm a gorgeous male who looks just like..."!

[Frieda P]

Exactly, see what Wini has to say, I think I already know the answer to that one!...

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, you're probably right; in the interest of keeping this kid-friendly, I'll say no!

[char]

You're so delusional. Lol. Just remember, you COULD have. :D

[Michael Stevens]

Thanks Anna, and it's more than could have, I DID!

[Marie]

I would take your word for anything, Mike, and if you posted a picture I could judge for myself whether you look like Clooney or Pitt,

[Michael Stevens]

Believe me, I don't look like either; not bad looking, mind you (according to me!), but nothing like either!