Dear Winifred, Sept. 15

More sage advice from The Winster!

     Dear Winifred, I need your advice on a problem I'm having, see, a coworker of mine confided in me that he's committed a heinous crime; seems he got drunk one night after work and...  Signed Maxine Pad

 

     Dear Maxine Pad; why in the Hell would I give a rip about what your coworker likes to do in his spare time?  Last time I checked, being gay isn't a crime, and I'd like to personally thank you for wasting my fricking time, okay?

 

 

     Dear Winifred, I think you're confusing heinous with anu...

 

    

     Whoa, whoa there Maxine Pad, look, we don't like filth and pornography splashed over this paper like some kind of cheap-a*s cologne.  This is a respectable newspaper, and we don't need blow-chunk comments such as yours, okay there Pad?

 

 

     Dear Winifred, but you swear up a blue streak on here!

 

 

     Dear Maxine Pad, I tell you what you should do; craft a complaint letter and shove it up your---oh what's the point?  Dealing with you dregs of society is pointless; you all just ignore my advice and continue with your complete stupidity anyway, so I ask again, what's the fricking point?  It's like spitting in the ocean; it's not going to raise your IQ level one centimeter! 

 

 

     "There, done for another day; you, sloping forehead boy, make yourself useful and get me a cup of coffee, huh?  I know you've just been hired as the office gopher, so start gophering!"

 

 

    

 

 

     

Reviews

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahahah quite a name she has there Mikey.Wini is so cute and cuddley eh?

[Michael Stevens]

Thanks Vidya; not QUITE the words I would have used!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Eh why ?she is lol

[Michael Stevens]

I'd use a sixteen letter word that means a not-so-nice person!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hmmm and what is that word? I swear I won't tell :)

[Michael Stevens]

Queenbitchalways

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahaha did you just call me a queen b***h?????I am shocked and mostly amused :)

[Michael Stevens]

No, no, I would NEVER call you that; mostly because I would like to keep my electronic nuts; lol!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahaha happy new year stick.You are the best and best I mean the best at being the worst lol

[Michael Stevens]

Happy New Year to you also, and I'm the worst because it's just the way I am; you can't teach it; you're either the worst, or you're not; you're born with it!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Oh well then you are so very accomplished I am in awe lol

[Michael Stevens]

As well you should be, I'm THE worst; lol!

[char]

"Maxine Pad"...Omfg. 😂 I may start looking forward to these 'Dear Winifreds'.

[Michael Stevens]

Hey Anna; thanks, and she's definitely something else, namely one mean lady!

[Marie]

It's good to meet up with Maxine again; I see she hasn't lost her touch.

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you Marie; just a touch of bastardess!