Dear Winifred; Oct. 10

Advice you should just ignore!

                      

                                         

     Dear Winifred, I'm writing to you today because I need your expert advice; my mother-in-law is making me crazy; she has a way of demanding she gets her way without making it seem like that's what she's doing.  My wife just falls into line with whatever her mother wants and gets mad at me if I dare bring up the obvious.  Needless to say it's very concerning to me that my wife either can't see it or won't.  I don't want to cause friction within her family; how would you suggest I handle the situation?  Signed Delicacy Required

 

 

     Dear Delicacy Required; you might see a specialist about having no shlong; I mean, it seems to me that maybe Shlong-Gone would maybe be a more apt handle.  I say this because you must be a deformed nutless freak; just find the stones to lay down the law to your mammas-girl wife, that the mommy-dearest spell-casting s**t ain't going to work on your a*s.  You should let her know that there's plenty of other fish in the sea who aren't welded by the hip to old mommy.  That if you were looking for another mother...err...well...I can't think of anything to say here (I know, what?)  I'm just saying, who's King of the Single-Wide, you or Mommy Cruella?   

Reviews

[Marie]

I think Winifred is right about this.A mother-in-law should know her place. I never had any trouble with my husbands' mothers, and I dout if I'll ever be a mother-in-law myself.

[Michael Stevens]

Well, you can always wish; thanks Marie!