An Open letter to Time

Hello, duh!

 

     To; Time; from one angry b*****d (me!); I'm sitting here with nothing but you on my hands (I know, I really should wash up!) and the more of you that goes by, the more pissed I become.  Just who in the hell do you think you are?  You're always running out; you're always taking yourself out, except when an actual person asks for it, then, you say,

 

     "Sorry, no can do!", and you run out on their a*s.  You heartless b*****d!  There's plenty of you, yet you dole yourself out like a thimble full of s**t (or something a hell of a lot funnier!  Now I'm just anger-rambling!)  Some of us are desperate for more of you, such as the student who's taking a test.  A guy would think in that situation you be a little more sympathetic, but no, you send your ruthless clock partners to basically hang around with that annoying ticking sound, basically mocking  us, and making sure we feel constantly under pressure, pressure of you running out; oh, you're a cruel son of a b***h!  You aren't satisfied with just passing, no, you're also interjecting yourself in mathematics.  Your ego knows no bounds, sir!  You even have your own wristwatch company so we mere mortals can wear one of your YouX watches on our wrist and be constantly reminded of how fast you're passing; ha, ha, woo, you're so funny!  I really wanted to tell you off to your face, but, since you won't show yourself, I'll just have to be content with this; once again, I'm running out of you, so I'll just wrap this letter up by sayin---" 

 

 

Letter Timed Out!

 

Reviews

[Michael Stevens]

Hey, I don't have TIME for this s**t!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hey Mikey .So I leave you to your own devices and this is what happens?????

[Marie]

Omar Kayam (I'm probably not spelling it right) said something like this, when he mentioned that the moving finger writes and having writ moves on...

He took a lot of drugs. Your message is actually a lot clearer than his was.

[Michael Stevens]

Thanks Marie; I only hope that the reader doesn't have to be on drugs to understand mine!