Minutes for 'The Panic Squad'!

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Minutes For The True RED, White, and Blue Disaster Avoidance Group, Otherwise Known as The Panic Squad!

 

     "Meeting will come to order!  We, and by 'we' I'm of course referring to we white, true Americans, we're going to take our country back from those blue idiots who's leaders prefer using 'logic' and 'common sense'  when making a decision; what's up with that?  Can you believe it?  Their rational for doing so is, 'the way events play out.'  Come on, stick to your guns, blue!  Ah yes, GUNS!  Make up your mind and stick with it; otherwise you look like a weathervane in a hurricane.  Speaking of global warming; eh, ha, ha!; give me a break!  Now I'll open it up for new business; yes, the black guy sitting--hey, I think you've got the wrong room, pal."

 

     "Oh."

 

     "The blue pansy party meets across the street at 'THE WAFFLE HOUSE' Eh, ha, ha!  Anybody else?"

 

     "Correct me if I'm wrong--,"

 

     "Okay, you stand corrected!  Eh, ha, ha!"

 

     "But anyway, weren't true Americans the native Americans we pushed out?"

 

     "Big difference between being 'first', and 'true', wouldn't you say?"

 

     "Oh come on, you know what I mea--"

 

     "Anyone else, please, anyone else?"    

 

     "You mentioned climate change; I'm starting to believe we need to keep an open mind about climate change; I---"

 

     "Red Squad, let's tell this liberal b*****d EXACTLY how we feel about global warming; 'Hey pal, we got your global warming right here!"

 

       "You have global warming in your pants?  You probably should see someone about that; oh, that's right, you don't believe everyone should have access to medical care unless they can pay whatever healthcare providers decide they can suck out of your wallet."

 

     "Can you believe the nuts on this guy?  Who let you in here?"

 

     "I've got a joke for you; how many knuckle-draggers does it take to screw a light bulb?  Answer; let's see, how many people are here?"   

 

     "That's it, I'm shutting you down!

 

     "Hey, I've got a great idea; instead of shutting me down, why don't you do what you do to businesses; ship me overseas?"

 

     "Please, people, put the pitchforks and torches down; just the tar and feathers please!  And I think this meeting of The Panic Squad is over, since we've obviously been taken over by the blue-balled enemy; meeting adjourned!"

 

   

Reviews

[Marie]

This somehow reminds me of a little poem I once heard:

"When in danger or in doubt/ scream and shout and run about...."

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, it seems the extreme right is taking that poem to heart!