Dear Winifred; Nov. 14

Dear Winifred; Nov. 14

A Story by Michael Stevens
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More wisdom from Winny!

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      Dear Winifred, I'm having a lot of trouble getting a product's maker to respond to my complaint letter.  I ordered a curling iron by mail-order, and when I received it and opened it in front of ladies from my church group, much to my shock and dismay, out popped what was obviously a sexual device of some sort.  I told the ladies I'd ordered a curling iron, but I'm not sure they believed it.  How would you recommend I handle the situation; all I want is to lodge a complaint.  Signed Fed Up in Frisco

 

 

     Dear Frigid--err--Fed up in Frisco, I would have used it right in front of those stick-up-the-a*s freak-ladies and hopefully they'd leave and leave you to enjoy your new product.  So, that's the story you're going with; a curling iron?  Sounds to me like someone needs a hobby horse-guy, badly!  Winifred

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I write for fun; I write comedy pieces and some dramatic stuff. I have no formal writing education, and I have a fear of being told I suck, and maybe I should give up on writing, and get a job makin.. more..