Dear Winifred; Nov. 14A Story by Michael StevensMore wisdom from Winny! Dear Winifred, I'm having a lot of trouble getting a product's maker to respond to my complaint letter. I ordered a curling iron by mail-order, and when I received it and opened it in front of ladies from my church group, much to my shock and dismay, out popped what was obviously a sexual device of some sort. I told the ladies I'd ordered a curling iron, but I'm not sure they believed it. How would you recommend I handle the situation; all I want is to lodge a complaint. Signed Fed Up in Frisco
Dear Frigid--err--Fed up in Frisco, I
would have used it right in front of those stick-up-the-a*s freak-ladies and
hopefully they'd leave and leave you to enjoy your new product. So, that's the story you're going with; a
curling iron? Sounds to me like someone needs a hobby horse-guy,
badly! Winifred © 2015 Michael Stevens |
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1 Review Added on November 14, 2014 Last Updated on March 17, 2015 AuthorMichael StevensAboutI write for fun; I write comedy pieces and some dramatic stuff. I have no formal writing education, and I have a fear of being told I suck, and maybe I should give up on writing, and get a job makin.. more.. |


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