Where's the On/Off Switch?

My brain is out of control!

Hopefully you can help me; I'm in possession of a machine

 

That I've had nothing but bad luck with; when it's resting,

 

No problem, but once I turn it on; s**t-o-dear!

 

I know what you're thinking; just turn the b***h off,

 

But, see, that's a problem because once it's on,

 

The on/off switch disappears; you're probably thinking

 

"Have another drink there, pal, and everything will be okay!"

 

Well, I swear I haven't had a drop; the b*****d's just gone

 

Once it's on, crazy thoughts are thrown at my brain

 

With such force, my head's in real danger of exploding

 

Memories from years ago where I'll think, "If I'd only done this or

 

That?"  I know as I'm thinking them it's pointless,

 

That wishing something was chocolate instead of what

 

It was, a crapcicle, is a waste of time, but do you think

 

I can find the fricking on/off button?  Hello no!

 

So, if you've been having the same problem,

 

Won't you help; please?

 

 

 

 

 

Reviews

[Marie]

You've been thinking again, haven't you?

That's the first thing you did wrong.

Then you either sat on the "off" button, or your dog ate it...

[Michael Stevens]

Thanks Marie; and thinking too much is something I've gotten used to; not particularly intelligent thinking, but...!