Blue Label Christmas

Alternate Elvis lyrics!

I'll have a blue label Christmas and party

 

I'd have some gold label, but I can't afford it, oh, oh poor me!

 

Here I am alone in this festive single wide

 

I tell myself I'll quit my job soon, what a fricking lie!

 

 

And when the bottle with that blue label starts sloshing

 

I'll open another; about hammer time, I ain't joshing

 

I'll be too bombed to fail, and with no sign of tail

 

With the level below the label; I think I'm going to rail

 

 

Yeah, I may be all alone, but I'm well on my way to stoned

 

Cause I've got this blue, blue, blue, blue label

Reviews

[Marie]

Well, there are all sorts of ways of celebrating Christmas. Elvis was certainly one to party...

[Michael Stevens]

Yes he was, thanks Marie!