Fisty Rises Again!

Fisty's back!

Carol the unemployed personal assistant was very, very sad

 

She missed her friend Fisty, very, very bad

 

She knew what he'd done was very naughty,

 

But all these uptight freaks, they were just being haughty

 

She found his carrot stick kinda sorta hot

 

Now, Fisty was not,

 

So she had a magic scarf, don't ask her how it works,

 

That might allow Fisty to rejoin his solo circle of jerks!

 

She set about remaking Fisty from the now refrozen ground

 

Yes, from exactly where old Fisty went down

 

She worked and she worked, till Fisty was again erect

 

Yes, her arms were tired, but to her, he looked perfect!

 

The only thing missing was that perverted gleam in his eyes

 

She wrapped the magic scarf around his neck, and perverted gleam-wise,

 

At least to Carol, the old magic was back

 

"Happy Birthday!" Fisty did say, 'Wack-

 

A doodle-do!" 

His snowballs were turning blue

And then he noticed Carol in her skin-tight ski outfit and shouted, "Wow!

 

What a babe-and-a-half and how!"

 

And the rest, as they say, is history

 

A little frigid maybe, but one hot couple, Carol and Fisty!

 

 

 

 

Reviews

[Marie]

I knew Fisty would be back.
All he needed was a Christmas Carol.

[Michael Stevens]

Fisty lives on!