Polite Political Disagreements!

The lost art of civility!

It seems we come from opposite sides of the political fence

 

I feel there's a complete disagreement; a sense

 

We'll have real problem agreeing on anything

 

I tell you what we'll do; well each bring

 

 Our political dancing shoes and dance up a storm;

 

I know, we'll each of us stick to our norm

 

I'll dance the 'See Things Rationally Jig',

 

And you dance the "I'm a Complete Tool, Frig-

 

Ing Complete Jack-Off, Steaming Pile

 

Of Idiot; The Moron Dial

 

Is Set To High, Sending Out Waves of Fragrant

 

Cooking Dip-S**t; You Can Actually See the Indent--

 

Tation Where My Logic Should be, Instead

 

Of this Empty Skull I Carry Around; Sure, it Looks Like a Normal Head,

 

But It's Devoid of Anything Close to Reason;

 

Yes, it's a False Head; Must Be the Season

 

Of the Blubbering Idiot, Cause Here I Am!

 

Reel'  Then we'll know where we stand

 

We'll see if the people see fit

 

To weigh in, unless they're dancing 'The Idiot Reel' too; shee-it!

 

 

 

 

Reviews

[ANTO]

Mike - you suck, and maybe you should give up on writing, and get a job making Presto-Logs!


(face the fear Mike)
:))

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you for letting me know that I suck and should give it up; I would have gone on sucking for YEARS, without your 'suckage alert; I applied at the Presto-Log Plant, and they said I should wait by the phone cause they're always looking for an unqualified fool to run the--the--oh hell, just to run!

[ANTO]

I love the fake ads - did you get my friend request ?

[Michael Stevens]

Yes, thank you, but I'm all friended out; no, you've been approved!

[ANTO]

Great - can you loan me $20?

[Michael Stevens]

Oh, I'd love to help you out, but NOT A FRICKING CHANCE!

[ANTO]

pfft - some friend you turned out to be

[Michael Stevens]

Sorry, but I'm a self centered dick!

[ANTO]

aright make it $5 and I'll forgive you

[Michael Stevens]

That's still a little rich for my blood; how about an atta boy, a virtual pat on the back, and an IOU for the fiver?

[Marie]

How polite, how gracious, how gracefulyl you manage to handle this disagreement...

[Michael Stevens]

I thought so; thanks Marie!