"Skip Over Here!"

Those annoying T.V. pitchmen!

 

"Hi, Skip Over Here!" is his world-famous first line

 

Yes, Skip Over is the most famous T.V. pitchman that you will find

 

Everything from miracle cleaning products to boner pills,

 

His is the unseen voice that always kills!

 

Never seen but always most definitely heard

 

 And if you've ever listened to him, we think you'll concur

 

He could sell sand to a nomad, snow tires to a bus rider,

 

His is the mouth that never gets tired

 

Flapping, flapping, in a non-stop barrage

 

Of rapid-fire yelling that you cannot dodge

 

You'll end up buying, just to shut his face-hole,

 

Or pie hole if you prefer; however you say it no

 

Amount of bitching will make him give it

 

Up, that talking faster than your ear can see s**t!

 

You'll scream in frustration, cause he's on every channel

 

Yes, his is the voice that'll make you think you're in Hell!

 

But there's no denying that he gets the sales

 

You can't explain it, but he never fails

 

To close the deal; makes the cash for the corporation

 

Yes, when you hear his voice, and how could you not, you'd better run

 

His is the voice of the Siren, luring you to smash on the rocks

 

And if it's an erection you seek, better hang on to your...!

 

Cause that's just one of many products, like we said before,

 

That he pitches with that booming voice, but wait, there's more!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Reviews

[Marie]

And it's yours for only 39 easy payments of...

I'v always wondered what an easy payment is, compared to a hard one...?

[Michael Stevens]

An easy payment is when someone else makes it!

[Lyn Anderson]

Oh yes. I remember getting sucked in by one of these commercials in the late 1970's. I worked for money from 10 years old (yeah, no, I wasn't abused, just ambitious) I saved up all my money for this album I ordered off a tv commercial. Wasn't worth it, but it was a lesson learned.

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, I remember as about an 8 year old, waiting impatiently for my 'life-like ghost" to arrive in the mail; I had got my Mom to copy down the address; man, I couldn't wait! At last it came in the mail; it was a balloon with a picture of a ghost on it, hooked to a stick; talk about learning a lesson!