Today's S**t-Cast!

A VERY different kind of meteorologist!

 

"Hello, I'm Channel 444 Shitologist Morton (Salt) Braggarist,

 

And I'm here to give ordinary weather forecast's a twist

 

Usually, the dude or dudess just forecasts the weather,

 

BORING!  I mean, let's say it together,

 

"Who gives a s**t," am I right, or am I right?

 

Just look around at the world, day or night,

 

And the unbelievable factor goes off the chart

 

It's like taking a double-pump shot to your heart

 

So I thought, instead of just the weather, I'd give the forecast for s**t

 

BEFORE you have to go out in it

Anywhere from a quick dump to a s**t-blizzard

 

I've got 'em all covered, near AND far

A quick dump means no more s**t than normal,

 

A s**t blizzard means, "put on your hip-boots", cause I'm call-

 

Ing for a complete brown out!

 

Yes, it means quite a heavy s**t, without a doubt!

 

  It reflects the amount of bad s**t taking place

 

Around the world, and right in your face!"

 

 

 

Reviews

[Marie]

That certainly is a different kind of forecast. I suppose Morton (Salt) Braggarist belongs on the S**t channel...

I don't get chnnel 444 myself, but if I did, I believe it would be Mexican football...

[Michael Stevens]

No, Marie, it's the European Yard Waste Channel!

[wordman]

so stay in door`s keep out of the s**t

[ANTO]

Brilliant Ron - funnest review ever !!

[wordman]

anto I am a country red neck lol I said cong,on your badge on your proile page

[ANTO]

what badge is it ? Im confused ? lol

[wordman]

you won a badge,it was on line a day or so go look on your home page it was comments or welcoming new writers or one of the four badges we get here

[ANTO]

Yay ! I didnt even know lol - probably a badge for funniest reviewer which I held for one day until this review of yours above - Thanks Ron for stealing my badge lol ;)

[wordman]

I am so sorry,na I`m not lol

[Michael Stevens]

It wouldn't help much; keeping your T.V. off; THAT would help!

[ANTO]

LOL @ keepin the TV off. Yep lots less s**t in our lives if we did that ...

[wordman]

there is no getting out of s**t,we stand in it daily it seems we have a convoy going here

[ANTO]

lmao @ convoy - didnt see that in the movie - 10-4 pooping buddy lol

[wordman]

roger 10 9 good buddy of mine keep it tween the line