The View From Mike's Face; Feb. 14

Breakfast spew!

 

"Come on Trigger, on your hooves!"  Well, I guess I'm beating a dead horse.  That b*****d hasn't moved in about 16 years; ever since I was rendered immobile by the Car Gods.  I know I go on and on about the sad state of the media, but what can you do, really; turn off your computer?  No, please don't do that!  If I promise to make this the last one ever--err-this year--err--today, will you read it?  Okay, done!  Here's today's rant; "God, WHAT a wasteland of nothingness; an almost-empty void of bullshit!  I was eating breakfast (I had cereal, and it was goooodd; what kind?  Oh, some kind of flakes!) and throughout it I watched CNN.  And what did they air, you ask?  About 10 minutes of sickening ads they always seem to air about 3 spoonful in. I was also watching the NBC Nightly News last evening and I felt healthy when I started watching, and by the time I was done I was convinced I had diseases I wasn't even aware existed.  As soon as I'm done spouting my disgust I'm going to order some 'Goiter-Be-Gone'.  I guess my point is, their insipedness seems to be proportional to amount of food you consume, so I've decided I'll never eat again.  Sure I could just turn off the T.V., but that ain't happening! 

 

"this concludes the dead-horse portion of my ranting.  I now return you to normal suckage, already in progress"

 

Reviews

[char]

But it's interesting seeing all the weird stuff they come up with. All you can think is "Why the hell-?" By the way, I like your title. "The View From Mike's Face", lol. :D

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, I swear they make up s**t; and thank you!

[Marie]

I simply tune these ads out; they don't make any sense to me. I havve what I need and can afford, and there's no point in oordering diet pills and anti--aging creams and miracle mops that don't work.

[Michael Stevens]

I hear you Marie, what a waste of space!

[ANTO]

There are some amazing space and storage solutions though - like space bags ;p

[Michael Stevens]

True, products even you weren't aware you had to have!

[ANTO]

LOL - I dont know how the human race has got this far without that NO-NO thing - we as a species have just been fortunate up until now I s'pose ;p

[Michael Stevens]

I'd feel more fortunate if I didn't have to see all the ads for total crap!