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     "Complete the following sentence; "Two nuns walk into a bar...  If your answer is anything like; "and ask the bartender what drink he has that's rather fruity and won't knock them for a loop, as they've got to meet parishioners later," you sound like you're in desperate need of 'Standupzipan", the new non-prescription drug from the makers of "Bozoia".   

     Because it's non-prescription, just ignore the possible side effects.  Some cases of totally paralyzed legs, hands, and in rare cases, buttocks have been reported.  You really should tell your doctor about the apparent rise of a hump on your back, as this may be a rare form of 'humbackosis'.  You really also should tell your doctor you're naked, higher than a kite on 'standupzipan', and turning cartwheels in front of your picture window.  

     You should not drink malt liquor with a funnel, or at least limit intake to two funnels-full, as this may interfere with your ability to operate heavy machinery.  Isn't it time for you to conquer your fear and get your a*s up there in front of total strangers and tell off-color or no-color jokes?  So order 'Standupzipan' today; 'Standupzipan", it's like a lampshade for your head, without the blindness!"     

Reviews

[char]

You're spending too much time in front of the TV, haha. :D

[Michael Stevens]

Don't I know it!

[Marie]

And how much of it have you had today...?

[Michael Stevens]

Not enough apparently!

[ANTO]

I like this Mike, very clever my friend. But I got an adverse reaction to Standupzipan and I wasnt funny for a long time. I actually take Prozany and Im zanier than a muppet on speed. ;p
Witty one Mike !!

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, the opposite of 'Standupzipan' is 'Booasil', and that is some NASTY s**t; hey, if you mix Prozany and 2 or 3 dark beers, it's like a party in your head!