Stupid is as Stupid Does!

Stupid is as Stupid Does!

A Story by Michael Stevens
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Take a guess!

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Eat it Gump, I'm stealing this line!

 

Because it's funny, and perfectly sums up the way

 

I feel about my usual ranting target; the media

 

Where do they find these people, 'International House of Idiots?'

 

Some dude holding a press conference says right off the bat,

 

"I won't be answering any questions about the incident with the sheep,"

 

So what's the first question out of the mouth of the first

 

Reporter who's called on?  "Can you tell our viewing audience

 

How you felt when that preacher saw you having carnival relations

 

With Muffy?"  I mean, hello!  Are you stupid? is the first question

 

That comes to mind, until I remember who we're talking about

 

It's the question that answers itself!

 

 

 

© 2015 Michael Stevens


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It's the people who want to know about things like that who are stupid.

Posted 10 Years Ago


Michael Stevens

10 Years Ago

Agreed, but so many of them? It's 'Pack-O-Stupid'!

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Added on February 26, 2015
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Michael Stevens
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I write for fun; I write comedy pieces and some dramatic stuff. I have no formal writing education, and I have a fear of being told I suck, and maybe I should give up on writing, and get a job makin.. more..