Stupid is as Stupid Does!A Story by Michael StevensTake a guess!Eat it Gump, I'm stealing this
line!
Because it's funny, and perfectly
sums up the way
I feel about my usual ranting
target; the media
Where do they find these people, 'International
House of Idiots?'
Some dude holding a press
conference says right off the bat,
"I won't be answering any
questions about the incident with the sheep,"
So what's the first question out of
the mouth of the first
Reporter who's called on? "Can you tell our viewing audience
How you felt when that preacher saw
you having carnival relations
With Muffy?" I mean, hello! Are you stupid? is the first question
That comes to mind, until I
remember who we're talking about
It's the question that answers
itself!
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1 Review Added on February 26, 2015 Last Updated on February 26, 2015 AuthorMichael StevensAboutI write for fun; I write comedy pieces and some dramatic stuff. I have no formal writing education, and I have a fear of being told I suck, and maybe I should give up on writing, and get a job makin.. more.. |

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