Idiot Land Sharks!

My super-high opinion of today's media!

In case you missed it, this just in;

 

My opinion of today's media isn't very positive;

 

In fact my opinion of leprosy is a rung above!

 

No, not quite that bad, but close

 

These supposed college graduates ask such hard-hitting

 

Questions in between commercial breaks, which are so frequent

 

It leaves just enough time to ask one

 

They swarm around the victim smelling blood in the water;

 

Never mind that's not blood; what they're smelling

 

Is the putrid stench of their idiotic, 2nd-grade-level questions!

 

Reviews

[Marie]

Either they're afraid of asking real questions, or they don't kow any to ask.

[Michael Stevens]

I've come to the conclusion it's due more to the latter. They don't seem to be scared of anyone, I think they're just none-too bright!

[....................]

Likening media to land sharks is a true comparison for many journalists out there, especially those whose biases are left imprinted upon their questions and take on stories. As I read this all I could think about was the paparazzi and the way they tear at celebrities. Nice write!

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you, and it's rally unbelievable to me!