Dear Winifred; Mar. 20

Great blue-collar advice!

     

Dear Winifred, I've got a pet peeve I'd like to share with you. It involves people who park their old beater cars too close to my luxury car and ding the paint when they swing open their door.  I mean, I wish they would stop and think before opening their door.  I take pride in my vehicle and don't appreciate someone's careless and destructive actions.  I feel like leaving them a note describing my unhappiness but I am usually so upset, I can never think of the right thing to say. What would you suggest?  Signed Lexus Lady

 

Dear Lexus Lady, I too have a pet peeve; it's having to answer some bullshit letter from Stick-Up-Her-A*s Lady, whining and crying about absolute crap; I mean, trying to rub my nose in your wealth?  Really?  I've got the perfect suggestion, why don't you kiss my bony a*s, because I really don't give a flying fu...(redacted, due to length of answer)

Reviews

[Marie]

I do have one of those old cars. I'm very careful about opening the door. Everyone should be; never mind WInifred.

[Michael Stevens]

Good for you, and I agree, EVERYONE should, but...!