Dear Winifred, May 7

Dear Winifred, May 7

A Story by Michael Stevens
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Advice (bad!) column!

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Dear Winifred, I just want to commend all the cable news channels for their totally unbiased reporting and for keeping us informed. I work all day, and it's nice to come home and turn on the T.V. to catch up on all the important happenings. I'm so appreciative, signed Up With Cable News

 

Dear Up With Cable News, is this a joke? It had damn well better be, or you're the most idiotic person to write in for the last 20 minutes. Their coverage of the news is like a cat hacking up a hairball, you watch it with disbelief, because you know it's just a matter of time before it spews a fountain of disgusting s**t all over the carpet, or in this case, your eyes. They take a mildly interesting story, and show it over and over, until you swear if you see it one more time, you'll s**t where you stand. They must think the average viewer is about as intelligent as one ply toilet paper. Sure, it's cheaper, but get ready to shake hand with Mr. Brownie. They also seem incapable of covering more than one story at a time. Whatever happened to 'We report, You Decide?' It's become, 'We Report, We Decide, You Can Screw Off if You Have Any Kind Of a Brain'  Winifred                 

© 2015 Michael Stevens


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VERY difficult to find unbiased news nowadays. A lot of the problem relates to ownership, very few people now own practically all of the media outlets.
But American cable television is especially asinine, its as if they are trying to dumb everyone down!
Even channels like History and Discovery which used to show documentaries of some actual merit are now spewing out endless ours of shows like Storage Wars which have a very tenuous relationship to any actual history or discovery.

Posted 10 Years Ago


marcus

10 Years Ago

Exactly my friend! Apparently some countries are now measuring their prosperity levels on a kind of .. read more
marcus

10 Years Ago

People really need to re-evaluate their priorities in life, and the media has a strong interest in k.. read more
Michael Stevens

10 Years Ago

Yep, exactly!
I have to agree with Winifrid on this one; I get all my news off the Internet. Which may not be much better.

Posted 10 Years Ago


Michael Stevens

10 Years Ago

Yeah, it's ALL a mess out there when it comes to news!

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I write for fun; I write comedy pieces and some dramatic stuff. I have no formal writing education, and I have a fear of being told I suck, and maybe I should give up on writing, and get a job makin.. more..