Snuffy, the Happy Seal

Shark appetizer!

                                                     

Hi, I'm Snuffy, The Happy Seal,

 

And I'd like to tell you about one s****y deal

 

One minute, I'm swimming free, like we seals are supposed to do,

 

And the next I'm suspended in this sling, without a clue

 

Why, or what I've done wrong,

 

When this big great white shark came along

 

 And started trying to eat me as a seal snack, "whoa, what's this all about?"

 

I asked myself, ask hell! I screamed it in a little girl seal shout!

 

It may seem like a game to you human b******s,

 

But if I wore pants, I'd be crapping them, hard

 

Okay, whatever, you'd had you laugh

 

If it's all the same to you, I'd rather not be chomped in half!

 

 

 

Reviews

[marcus]

You know you're raising a good point. Perhaps we should be more careful as to how we treat other creatures of a lower intelligence level than ourselves. For one day, sooner or later, we will encounter another species of higher intelligence than ourselves (shouldn't be too hard) and then how shall they treat us, will they put us in zoo's?

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, it makes me mad when I hear somebody say, "It's just an animal!" And we're supposed to be so much more intelligent?

[Marie]

I certainly wouldn't laugh at this.Seals deserve better.

[Michael Stevens]

No, it's not funny at all, if it's a real pic. Why?