Fang, the Seemingly Slope-Headed Dog!

No-trick pony-dog!

                                                       

I'm a cute little dog, that's for damn sure,

 

But let's face it, when they handed out brains,

 

My master thinks I was behind the couch, porking on Scooby-Snacks

 

My master is an a*****e, plain and simple, no two

 

Ways about it, true, but I'm partly to blame, see

 

I push his angry dickhead button quite a bit

 

When he throws a stick, I pretend I don't understand,

 

He expects me to fetch the it, but f**k that!

 

Oh boy, a useless stick--hey pal, I ain't your lap dog,

 

Fetch it yourself, if the horking stick means so much

 

To your a*s, I ain't getting it, and I slip into idiot mode

 

Whenever he command me to do damn near anything else

 

Sure, I'm a boy dog, master, but I ain't your b***h!

Reviews

[marcus]

Two creatures walk down the street, one walks behind the other picking up it's s**t for it. Which is the more intelligent?

[Michael Stevens]

Good point!

[Marie]

That's why I have cats. They don't obey, but I don't expect them to.

[Michael Stevens]

I guess I've never thought about that, if you don't expect obedience, cats are perfect!

[Beccy]

Absolutely hilarious! And doubtless nearer the truth than most of us dog owners and lovers care to admit.

Beccy.

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you, and I think you're right!