Fluffy!

Slightly reluctant to share!

                                                

If you looking for actual poetry, this ain't it!

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Hi, Fluffy the Cat here, and I'm all pissed off!,

and I've got to tell you, I've already had enough.

I'm sailing through life, happy as can be,

When 'wham!', as you can plainly see,

 

who should come to live here? A sawed-off kid.

I don't know who I've angered, or what I did

to deserve this s**t--I was perfectly happy on my own,

now I'll have to put up with him until he's grown.

 

Yes, I know that I'll never live that long,

By the time he's old enough to bail, I'll be long gone.

But I'm telling you, it won't happen soon enough

to avoid "let's pull kitty's tail'--yes, it's tough.

 

I was the darling of the whole damn house,

living large, and catching the odd mouse.

Now I'm a feline pinata for this guy to punch and kick.

And of this tail-pulling s**t, I'm so sick!

 

Look kid, it may be fun for you to do,

but I'm telling you, back off, don't screw

with me, or it'll be a Fluffy attack.

Get that finger out of my face, or that'll be one you lack!

 

 

 

 

Reviews

[Marie]

Well Fluffy is just too spoiled. Most cats are gentle with babies...

[Michael Stevens]

Oh, I know, but I thought it might be humorous if one wasn't!

[Marie]

Not to me. I like cats, and I like babies...

[Michael Stevens]

Me too, I'm glad cats are nice people!

[micky]

This actually mad me laugh alot....I love the playfulness in this piece I thought u were really creative here :)

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you, I think the subject to is rather humorous!

[micky]

Yes definitely humorous can't wait to read more :)

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you, I hope you find my other stuff as humorous!