Storm Warning!

                                                    

                     Storm Warning!

 

 "Attention! The National Weather Service has issued

the following alert for Mike Stevens' brain and vicinity: brewed

 

coffee is required for any thinking whatsoever,

trying to think without it is a dangerous endeavor.

 

It may, no will, result in saying something outlandish,

or offensive to someone--most certainly boorish.

 

We've already had reports of dangerous, self destructive

 thinking. Wild speculation and extremely abrasive,

 

jagged splinters of thought can lodge in the eye,

blinding the writer to good taste, and that is why

 

we've issued this alert. So if you're smarter than Mike,

and actually heed this warning, before you, like,

 

attempt to write anything, you will be well ahead

of the game. That is if you don't go where idiots prefer to tread!"

 

 

 

Reviews

[Marie]

In my area we actually are under a flash flood warning.

[Michael Stevens]

That's not good, I wish you luck!