Baker and Fried!

A party-dog!

                                                    

"Hey, dudes! What's shaking, cats?

Tis I, Baker, the canine party diplomat!

 

I've just got one thing to say, today's a party day!

It's a great time for laying around, that's the way

 

I roll, so take it from me, after all, take a look-see

at my a*s--I was born wild, and now I'm living free!

 

After a bong hit or five, you'll be like, "it's all groovy, dude!"

Nothing will seem important except finding some food!

 

My master's cool with it, after all, how do you think I learned?

Dude, this free and easy time is something I so earned!

 

I'll worry about s**t tomorrow, today it's party time.

I broke into my master's dresser, and liberated his dime

 

bag, yes, indeed I did, and now it's "bring on the b*****s!"

Everything seems hilarious and keeps me in stitches!"

 

 

 

Reviews

[Marie]

I'm sure his master keeps the stuff strictly for medicinal purposes...

[Michael Stevens]

Absolutely!