Cyclops!

One Freak-A*s dog!

                                                      

            Hello, Cyclopes the Dog here, the dog with praying mantis eyes.

Sure, I may make a rather bizarre sight, but you'd be wise

not to laugh--I may look funny, but believe you me,

don't underestimate, don't ridicule what you think you see.

 

I'll rip out your throat just as sure as you're standing there.

You've seen out front, "Do not pet the dog, beware,

he's a real b*****d!" I can't tell you the dip-s**t comments heard

by me when people think I couldn't possibly understand the words.

 

I want to snarl, "I'm right here dude!" but they wouldn't comprehend.

It's so frustrating, and happens time and time again.

My daddy must have been one cyclops and then there was my mother.

I inherited one eye from my father, from my mother, the other.

 

You think it's easy being a total laughing stock?

Kids tease and ridicule me, the cruel b******s mock

my strange looks, but "I'm always watching you,

that's it, pet the cute doggy, just put them through

 

the fence, that's it, such a nice doggy!"

Them digital b*****s, from your knuckles I'll be setting free.

Let's put it this way, you won't be going bowling,

not with your piggies gone, and your fingerless hand in a sling!

 

 

Reviews

[Marie]

I don't know if I'd pet this dog or not. You can't always tell with dogs...

[Michael Stevens]

Agreed, I used to be a mail man, so I know!