Dear Winifred, July 2

Advice (not good!) column!

                                               

I'm completely lost, so if I've posted this before, too fricking bad!

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I've got a problem maybe you can help me with. Signed Calzone Man

 

Dear Calzone Man, that home garden of marijuana is really starting to pay off. Pretty soon, your wish of completely divorcing yourself from reality will come to pass. Tell me something: am I just supposed to guess what your fricking problem is? Alright, that's what I'll do, there's help for deviants such as yourself, just dial 1--800--Fido--Humper, and if that doesn't help bring you and Fido back together, there's other dogs in the sea, Winifred

 

Reviews

[Marie]

Well no, I don't think you've posted it before.

I don't know if finding Fidy will help this man, but maybe enough grass will...

[Michael Stevens]

Thanks Marie, and no I don't think so either--yeah, the weed should help!