Ship of Not Just Fools, But SCARY Fools!

The way I see it!

                                                 

First off, let me pre-apologize for the following,

if you also drink the Kool-Aid, I just can't stay silent

any longer. I have extreme difficulty swallowing

the s**t I hear coming from the far-right tent,

 

the things they believe are beyond ludicrous.

They're downright scary, if you want to know the truth.

I hear their crap and it sets off a rant and cuss,

buy your ticket to ride at the asinine toll-booth!

 

The train to crazy is soon to leave the station.

"Paranoia leaving soon on track number nine.

All aboard for those of you who reality shun.

It's a scenic trip that hugs the what-if coastline."

 

They're watching a movie that only they can see,

a double feature featuring hate and fear.

Afraid to live, afraid to move, afraid to be

caught out in the open, cause the end is near!

 

Yes, fear is the driving factor behind what they believe,

scared of what won't happen in a million years.

It's utterly laughable, the out-there things they conceive.

Apparently, they hear voices that only they can hear.

 

So won't you send in $50, $100, or whatever you can,

cause fighting imaginary boogie men ain't cheap.

It's up to them to watch over this land,

they're monitoring the Universe, while we sleep!

 

Reviews

[mattavelli]

From reading this, I can tell you need to buy a bottle of the Miracle Spring Water.
I enjoyed this a lot. I want to stop watching tv news, but it's mesmerizing. I just heard that George bush gets a cut of the donations for wounded veterans of the Iraq/afghan wars.

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, I'm hooked too!