Dear Winifred, July 14

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Dear Winifred, I'm writing to you today to complain about all the Gloomy Gus's out there who complain about everything, when all they have to do is look around at all the wonders around us, and be happy! Signed Great Things are Just Around the Corner

 

Dear Great Things Are Just Around the Corner, let me tell you about the only thing waiting around the corner is the grill of the semi truck that's soon to be adorned with your guts, when it runs over your a*s, and painted on the door is 'Bullshit Life Logging'. Are you really going to ask my opinion on this s**t-letter? Obviously, you've never read this column, because if you did, you'd know I'm one of those so-called 'Gloomy Gus's'. Tell you what, do everyone a favor and shove your bullshit, sap-filled, positive crap letter so far up your a*s it's displayed on your forehead, Winifred

Reviews

[Marie]

I can't imagine why anyone would write a leter like this to Winifred...she doesn't just see the glass as half empty; for her it's always been completely empty...

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, luckily for me, they're people who live in my head!

[Michael Stevens]

What I meant to say, Marie, is that real people may not be dumb enough to write in to her, as she's so cutting and abrasive, but the endless supply of idiots who live in my brain is a different matter!