Fool's Hootenanny--not really a poem, but...?

A new song from Cowboy Bob and the Crack of Dawn

                                                   

Yee-haw, it's time to use the boot scooting bogie

 to scoot on over for adventure, to the Ye

Old Chew Store--you don't have to be smart,

to have a good time, and here's how you start:

 

Pre-chorus:

 

Ya get yourself a big-a*s chaw,

and you take yourself quite a gnaw.

 

Verse:

 

See, chicks dig when your cheeks are extended.

It look so sexual, and they'll soon be bare-breasted.

They'll become your love-slave when you take a huge dip,

and place it just so, and sport the big erection lip!

 

Repeat Pre-chorus:

 

Chorus:

 

Bing, bam, boom, it's the Fool's Hootenanny.

 The sum total of cool people all know and agree.

Don't you listen to those that say, 'no'.

They're just jealous of your pretty maids all in a row.

 

Verse:

 

So take your woman and give her a slobbery kiss.

You're almost guarantied not to swing and miss.

The babes love it when you almost gag,

Yes, it's an aphrodisiac, it's worth a guarantied shag!

  

Repeat Pre-chorus:

 

Repeat Chorus:

 

End

Reviews

[Marie]

I predict its rise to the top of the charts...

[Michael Stevens]

Thanks, Marie, and how could it not? I don't like to brag, but you just don't see lyrics like this everyday!