'Idiotville' Maps!

Starting a new business!

                                                    

Hey, I just had an idea, which is rare for me,

I'm going to print up a bunch of maps that show

the route to 'Idiotville'--people ask me all the time,

"George--err--Mike, how in the world do you get to

'Idiotville,' since your obviously live there.

I'm just going to visit a dim-bulb friend."

 

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And stupidly, which is why I live there, I guess, 

I gave them directions--for free I might add.

Then I had a pifiny--err--thought of something,

Why not make some money telling them where to go?

 

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Instead of, "Ya turn left at 'Morontown',

I'll just say, "I'll tell you, but it'll cost you $1.75,

OR, for the same amount, you can purchase

one of these handy-dandy maps."

Why I didn't think of this before, I don't know.

Well, actually, I do know, but I ain't gonna tell you!

You probably look semi-intelligent, figure it out!

Reviews

[Marie]

ell George--er--mike, I'll certainly buy one next time I'm in that area.

[Michael Stevens]

One or the other of us thanks you, Marie!