Memories From Space!

What a fun time!

                                                 

    When I first woke from my coma, things weren't normal, and neither was I--not that I ever was, but you get the idea! I remember quite vividly, some of the weird s**t happening. I would wake up at all hours, and wake up my then-wife, and ask what day it was, it didn't matter that I must

have just asked an hour or two before, I was paranoid that I'd been asleep for years. Looking back on that bizarre time, It was the drugs they were giving me to help me sleep, but at the time, a 3-headed nurse could

have walked in the room, and I wouldn't have thought anything was odd about it. Okay, I'm exaggerating, but not by much! Then, due to the heroin--err--valium they were pumping into me at an alarming rate, I swore there was a river running underneath my room, and people would float by on the tranquil waters. What, did I think it was a closed loop? It was just people

talking out in the hall, but the river idea seemed more rational! One thing I wished I had of hallucinated about was the hospital food. I wish I'd have thought the regurgitated dumpster leavings were a nice Hawaiian pizza, of something, but no such luck! And the list of freaky s**t I believed to be true, goes on and on, but in the name of brevity, I'll cut them off there. Needless to say, it's not something I'd recommend doing!  

 

Reviews

[Marie]

THis must have been really terrible for you, Michael.

When I was in the hospital, I absolutely couldn't eat the food. I couldn't even eat food brought in from outside. It all tasted like the soap I was being bathed with.

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, there's something about hospitals, what is it? Oh yeah, they suck!