Duct Tape for Angry People!

Cure-all tool--if you're looking for real poetry, this ain't it!

                                                           

When the pieces of life don't seem to fit, mallet that b***h!

Round peg, square hole? Mallet that b***h! Make the pieces fit!

A mallet solves all problems--anyone care to argue?

Reviews

[marcus]

Well...who's gonna argue with a lion holding a huge mallet!

[Michael Stevens]

Exactly--thanks much, Marcus!

[Marie]

In other words, if it doesn't fit, force it--I learned that from someone who built jig-saw puzzles.

[Michael Stevens]

Exactly, Marie!